Thursday, September 16, 2010

Dog For Sale (wink)...

A Guy is driving around the back roads of Montana and sees a sign in front of an old shanty style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He knocks on the door and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.

The guy goes in the back yard and sure enough there's a nice looking hound back there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep" the dog replies...

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Dog looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years. But all the travel really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I discovered some incredible dealing and was awarded a batch of medals. Then, I retired, got married and had a bunch of puppies and now I'm retired.

The guy was amazed. He went back up to the house and asked the owner how much he wanted for the talking dog.

"Ten Dollars" says the owner.

"Ten Dollars, that dog is amazing, why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because, he's a liar, he never did any of that stuff!!"

I got this story in an e-mail and it made me laugh....maybe it was the sinus medicine. Have a happy day from all of us in the holler...


Lena said...

I've gotten that one too, and it is still funny every time I read it! Thanks for sharing. Sorry to hear you're on medication - hope you start feeling better soon!

Sierra Rose said...

Funny!!! One hard workin' pooch!!! Wish I could talk! Tell mom I need more treats, more ball time, more snow time...etc.... :)

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

sprinkles said...

I've gotten this email too and it's just as funny the second time around. Hope you're feeling better.

Deborah said...

That is SOOOOO funny! I laughed out loud!
I'm going to tell my kids that one!
I was just talking this morning about getting my outfit ready for the hospital! My daughter was so funny today, she said, you better get "your" bag ready and now you said it too, so I better get ready!!!
Have a great day!

MAXMOM said...

Hey Mrs JP....:)
That made me laugh too...thanks for my dose of "JP Funny"! Hope you are all well....
Sending lotsaluv