Dog For Sale (wink)...

A Guy is driving around the back roads of Montana and sees a sign in front of an old shanty style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He knocks on the door and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.

The guy goes in the back yard and sure enough there's a nice looking hound back there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep" the dog replies...

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Dog looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years. But all the travel really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I discovered some incredible dealing and was awarded a batch of medals. Then, I retired, got married and had a bunch of puppies and now I'm retired.

The guy was amazed. He went back up to the house and asked the owner how much he wanted for the talking dog.

"Ten Dollars" says the owner.

"Ten Dollars, that dog is amazing, why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because, he's a liar, he never did any of that stuff!!"


I got this story in an e-mail and it made me laugh....maybe it was the sinus medicine. Have a happy day from all of us in the holler...